Worker Issues in my Colony


#1

See, how do the workers join my colony… do they just randomly appear? Are the citizens of my empire inbred cucks? Does Joe hire a bunch of “maidens” and send them over to reproduce? How does the army work too?! You could have more infantry than people! Surely someone inside the colony would think that’s a problem, and speaking of which, how is the political scene in my colony? Do they have big elections? Is someone going to “make TheLegend27 great again”? I want these answered asap thank you <3

(3am banter, these new forums are great to shitpost)


#2

Greatest post on here by far


#3

Did you just assume that thelegend27 wanst already great??
You misogynistic white supremacy trump supporter bigoted racist. disgusting that you infringe my rights of being triggered


#4

Reported for spam @FPS you as well


#5

Message wasn’t useful for anything, reported for spam as well


#6

Shhh you can’t suck up to Alfie


#7

I ain’t, I replied to him but apparently it didnt work


#8

Spam UP UP UP UP heheheh


#9

We never explicitly state workers are humans.

Maybe they’re…

…ants…?


#10

I like to think they’re a bunch of Alex clones personally. Then I don’t feel so bad when I kill hundreds of them rushing units and building copious amounts of OPs at once! *cracks whip


#11

^ explain that then Alex!

#exposed


#12

Maybe those are Humanoid robots lol


#13

Continuing to reverse the order of the spam category, slowly…

Jeez, this is hard.