These quotes will make you laugh so hard you die

  1. Life if like a thousand kilograms of diamond.
    You don’t have either.
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  1. Don’t be yourself. Be a pizza.
    Everyone loves pizza.
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  1. You can ’t win the race
    By not trying
    By cutting off their legs
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My god.
We literally need a funny
I’m calling yeet and worsto.

As I said, without the pictures, it loses about 60% of meaning.

Watching anime, see a loli

I swear she is even older than me, police.

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If you can’t beat them,
there’s still a good chance to annoy them.

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Showing my pro google editing skills on my school maths website

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Now thats funne ex dee lmao edgyness kill me

I used the inspect feature to turn my school website into a bee cult at least for me

  1. You’re not bad.
    Everyone else is just so much better.
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  1. How to be flawless step 1
    Never do anything
    You’re welcome!
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  1. You can never be hungover
    if you are drunks all the timeszs
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  1. Face your problems!
    Unless your problem is your face.
    Then you need a surgeon.
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  1. You can’t play super mechs in prison,
    So don’t kill anyone
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  1. If you ever take advice from a duck, remember:
    Ducks can’t talk.
    You’re probably on drugs.
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  1. If people make fun of you,
    and sadness has no end
    If you ever feel lonely
    It means you have no friends
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  1. Don’t kill anyone.
    People die if they get killed.
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  1. Roses are red,
    Violets are blue.
    Eat a :chicken:
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  1. Don’t be afraid to say how you feel,
    because no one is going to care anyway.
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
So are you
Roses are dying
Violets are wilting
The sugar bowl is empty
So is your bed

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Or minecraft

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which is better to you, minecraft or super mechs

Roblox

  • minecraft
  • super mechs
  • fortnite
  • roblox

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The Peacekeeper

Noone heard of it, there not really anymore ways to play it, but it’s real fun

God help this thread,we need @W.P.O.T.W and @Yeet for epic moments

This topic has turned my bright world into a dark one without humor. I cannot help you.

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Understanable,have a nice day

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Life is a death sentence.
You should resent your parents.

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Never give up
unless you’ve tried at least 3 times
cos then it’s just impossible.

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To fly, you must get rid of all the things that weigh you down.
This is why your friends left you.

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Your pet only loves you because you give it food.

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Impossible is nothing.
Doing nothing is easy.
So do nothing!

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But that’s impossible