These quotes will make you laugh so hard you die

just found a book in my school library, written by pewdiepie. All credits to him for his quotes. I will give you guys 3 quotes a day, and see how you like them.
I couldn’t get the pictures, which takes a lot of the fun out of it.

  1. Never forget that you’re beautiful…
    compared to a fish. Life is all about perspective!
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  1. Dying is also good for the environment. Your body is composted.
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  1. The more ducks you give,
    the more ducks you lose.
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I voted all 5 because I have problems with laughing and understanding.
Yeah that means I didn’t die and laugh,fuckin judge me alredy holly shiet

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I think I put this in after you voted

Still no.

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What about this one…

It is important to love yourself
because no one else does

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Get it but still can’t laugh.
Hate my throat.

Money don’t make you happy.
So give me all the money you have!

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If life sucks,
get a straw and show them who’s boss

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Success is never an accident.
And that’s why it will never happen to you.

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If life doesn’t go right,
take a left…
off a cliff

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is this 12 year old clickbait

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Yes. But it is fun so ok :v

Either I’m worthy of my title, or I found why I don’t like hearing about PieDiePie (or whatever its called, not gonna scroll up to search for it)
Unless it’s both

Beause i’m in the exact situation as Yoyo above

Seems like I killed the Death of terror…

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If you have edgy humour, you’d prolly laugh.
Unfortunatly, I’m a snowflake.

I miss u when u were edgy :((

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People change I guess.
Bur glad you enjoyes the old me while it lasted

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Luv u as alweys :))

No ho- u alredy fuckin get it a

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No homo

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“We’ve strayed into a zone with a high magical index,’ he said. ‘Don’t ask me how. Once upon a time a really powerful magic field must have been generated here, and we’re feeling the after-effects.’

Precisely,’ said a passing bush.”

How about this

I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees
Litter again and i’ll break your fucking knees

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Oops misvoted meant to hit 5

Here’s one of my own

Luke Skywalker: how did my father die?
Obi-Wan: he was bad at playing the floor is lava

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