As the title says, share your cringy pick-up lines that will not get you a girl but definitely will get you a slap
I’ll start us off
Do you know what my shirt is made of?
Hey baby are you a toilet? I’m asking because my face always gets flushed when I’m near you
I’ve lost my teddy bear
Will you sleep with me instead?
Are you a magma blast? Because you overheat me
This is stupid I’m probably gonna delete later xD
trying to learn new “jutus” i see
Wait that means it’s made of skin
well for the sake of topic why not XD
u need the context to get it (story time)
I was at a party, almost drunk(not actual drunk,dizzy),and one girl came to me and said that i m cute when i m drunk
Traf:Thanks,u also look cute when i m drunk
if u wonder,yeah it worked,idk how idk why XD
Are you Heat Bomb because i overheat every time when you are with me.
Hey, I noticed you sitting there and I think you’re really attractive. Mind if I sit here and have a chat?
actually way more cringe than anything above
at least those were funny xD
Who needs cringe when they can use sincerity
imaging a fat person sweating and shaking saying that XD that would be funny af
Look in the mirror
to admire and appreciate my perfection?
got it brb
i got a funny one
if girls were boogers, i’d pick you first!
Did you drink wine?
Because near you make me so drunk.
lets play a game, im santa, you are the chimney, now i get to come in you. (dont ban me admins plz dont)
Are you a jalapeno?
Coz u are hotttt