Share your cringy pick-up lines

As the title says, share your cringy pick-up lines that will not get you a girl but definitely will get you a slap

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I’ll start us off

Do you know what my shirt is made of?

Boyfriend material.

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Hey baby are you a toilet? I’m asking because my face always gets flushed when I’m near you

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I’ve lost my teddy bear :frowning:
Will you sleep with me instead?

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Are you a magma blast? Because you overheat me
This is stupid I’m probably gonna delete later xD

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trying to learn new “jutus” i see

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Wait that means it’s made of skin

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well for the sake of topic why not XD

u need the context to get it (story time)

I was at a party, almost drunk(not actual drunk,dizzy),and one girl came to me and said that i m cute when i m drunk
Traf:Thanks,u also look cute when i m drunk

if u wonder,yeah it worked,idk how idk why XD

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Are you Heat Bomb because i overheat every time when you are with me.

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Hey, I noticed you sitting there and I think you’re really attractive. Mind if I sit here and have a chat?

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actually way more cringe than anything above
at least those were funny xD

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Who needs cringe when they can use sincerity

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:grimacing::grimacing:

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imaging a fat person sweating and shaking saying that XD that would be funny af

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Look in the mirror

47%20AM

oof jk

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to admire and appreciate my perfection?
got it brb

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i got a funny one

if girls were boogers, i’d pick you first!

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Did you drink wine?
Because near you make me so drunk.

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lets play a game, im santa, you are the chimney, now i get to come in you. (dont ban me admins plz dont)

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Are you a jalapeno?
Coz u are hotttt

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