Just a random joke :3


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A granny is pulling two big bags. Then, a 25 euro bill falls out the bag. A police man saw that, so he grabbed the bill and he gave it to the granny. Then, he asked: how did you got a bag full of 25 euro bills? - granny answered: ahh, dear son, this is how it is. There are many boys on the stadium, and they always pee in my garden. One day, I really got tired of it, so a took a knife and I told the boy - give me 25 euros or I cut! - oohhh, now I understand - said the police man. - But what is in the other bag, granny? - granny said - aaaahhhhhh, there were people that didn’t want to pay… (err plz dont ban me)


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