President Donald J. Trump here to confirm some big league news. (GOP) Grand Old Party will be forming on Earth 1 coming soon probably April or maybe sooner but probably April. Looking for other active members but no liberals will be accepted. Sorry Bill Gates, George Soros or Warren Buffet. Not going to happen.
Will be dropping 10,000 red tokens in order to buy our way to first place. Will offer all sorts of incentives such as red token giveaways for activity, conquers, crystals, relics and you name it. Will be offering 100 red tokens for all billionaires who join us and an additional 100 red tokens for finishing the era with us.
Our goal will be to Make Battle Dawn Great Again. Will be claiming all of North America and building a HUGE wall around all of the Earth. Will crack down on illegal immigration from Mars or Fantasy. Deportation Forces will be created to assist as well as a ban from these societies will be in place. As for the other liberal Earth powers, Chyna or Maxico, not going to happen. They will no longer be treating us unfair stealing our jobs or tokens. Very, very unfair. Find your billionaire name today! More details will come as this project goes forward.
Shout Outs: #Le #Pen #Brexit #Retire #Merkel #Make #Battle #Dawn #Great #Again
Two other teams will be introduced to share 1st, 2nd, and 3rd places. (DF) Deportation Force and (IE) Immigration Enforcement. All members within these organizations will take part in the token sharing. First three into (DF) and (IE) will only be eligible for the 100 red token sign up bonus and 100 red token end of era bonus.
Colony Name Suggestions: Billionaires: Charles Koch, David Koch, Sheldon Adelson, Foster Friess, Paul Singer, Robert Mercer or Woody Johnson. Cabinet: Mike Pence, Rex Tillerson, Steve Mnuchin, James Mattis, Jeff Sessions, Sonny Perdue, Elaine Chao, Betsy DeVos or Nikki Haley
Execuitive Order: We are going to deport Elves & Dwarves. They are bad people, they steal, cheat, smell & are dirty creatures.
Executive Order: As for the Martians, we will put a ban in place. No refugees will be accepted from Mars. Very, very bad illegal aliens.