Wagwan my homies,
I come to you all to spread the good news and the scriptures. The scriptures of the Pancake. It came to me in a dream, a giant battle pancake covered in syrup and fruit. He told me to write his words on a solid rock of fermented flour and so I did.
The pancake has proclaimed that we must wage a holy war in the realm of fantasy 3 and I am looking for able bodied men to help me carry out this war.
So, any of y’all around on F3 hit me up and we can do dis.