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@discobot fortune
Will i get a helonmark anytime soon like in the next month or so? OMG REALLY ITS IS YES IM GONNA GET IT OMG THX DUDE


:crystal_ball: Most likely


@discobot will i get an abombination anytime soon?


Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.


@discobot display help


I currently know how to do the following things:

@discobot start new user

Starts one of the following interactive narratives: new user, advanced user.

@discobot roll 2d6

:game_die: 3, 6

@discobot quote

:left_speech_bubble: Carry out a random act of kindness, with no expectation of reward, safe in the knowledge that one day someone might do the same for you — Princess Diana

@discobot fortune

:crystal_ball: You may rely on it


@discobot fortune
will i get an abombination anytime soon?


:crystal_ball: My sources say no


also may i ask
why does the body unclear rule exist?


@discobot role the dice


@discobot roll 1d120


:game_die: 60


@discobot fortune Am I great?


:crystal_ball: You may rely on it


@discobot Thanks!


@discobot fortune

Will @David_Jojua get an Abomination anytime soon?


:crystal_ball: My reply is no


Huh. Sorry @David_Jojua

Oh yeah, thanks.


ah its ok
im used to being denied


@discobot will i get reckoning anytime soon?