D&D Derpers And Dorks


#1

Play at your own risk.
Same mechanics as Malice’s game but stupid.
You have 5 points to spend.


#2

namey : cayenepep
health pot : 7
stronkt : 7
dexter’s laboratory : 5
charismo : 6
peras : 5


i ate apple and choke and salive


#3

cayenepep fell into a pit, it is filled with dynamite. It explodes and you die. THE END.


#4

Ok seriously, you see a dude giving you a sprite cranberry.


#5

name: Lord Shish-Kabob IV
All stats are 0

I get shish-kabobed. wah.


#6

You get jumpscared by Big Chungus.


#7

doh


#8

namey : cayenepep
health pot : 7
stronkt : 7
dexter’s laboratory : 5
charismo : 6
peras : 5


I accept the offer and drink the D R I N C C


#9

All your stats have been boosted by 1273.


#10

o nice.
I fight big chungus off by smakin him with cayenepep’s hed


#11

He expands and gains 666 health pot.


#12

oh no. I take off his head and throw it into his health pot


#13

He is too big for you to reach his head!


#14

nuh-uh. I grow to big-chungus size!


#15

Before you can, Big Chungus falls on you and you take 0.01 damage and you die. Luckily, Jesus revives you!


#16

oh yes. good thing my vibranium armour protects me from 0.01 dmg and I gain 0.01 dmg!


#17

Chungus squishes you again and you take infinite damage.


#18

armour saves me and stubs his toe

wakanda forever


#19

Satan appears out of nowhere and kills you. Your vibranium armour breaks his weapon.
You survive.


#20

nice