Cheesy & corny jokes



These is a joke from Dude Perfect bad joke telling contest

Loved it lol


oh yes, I’ve seen that lol…loved it too


i also watch dude perfect

What do you call a group of unorganized cats?
a Cat-atsrophe

did you hear about the guy whos whole left side was cut off
hes all right now

what happened to the spanish captain that said yes too much
he got si,sick

this grl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club
ive never met herbivore






What has two legs and bleeds alot?

Half a dog



How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?



How do you know if a clock is hungry?

He goes back four seconds


What did the cheese and bread name their child?


What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef


enerjonn that joke is so cruel xc


No animals were harmed in the making of that joke.


What do you call a cow with no legs?

ground beef


what do you call a cow in a pond

Beef stew


What do you call a lolicon king?




a Peasantdid I get it right?

Jk, I know I got it Right…

JK JK, I know I’m Wrong

JK JK JK, I know I’m Right…

JK, this is all a joke…


Yes, you’re a joke, and so is your joke.


Why didn’t the skeleton jump off the cliff?

He didn’t have the guts


so many people have used that joke before


Hey there’s one more joke that hasn’t been used before; you. AhahaHAHahAHAHA

… Actually that has been used before… By me! AhahaHAHahAHAHA