Cheesy & corny jokes


#1

what did trump say to elsa
♫do you wanna build a wall♫


#2

what did the pirate say on his birthday

AYEMATEY

just in case you dont get it he is saying im eighty


#3

Why shouldn’t you give Elsa the balloon?

Answer

Because she’ll…

:musical_note: :notes: Let it go! Let it go! :notes: :musical_note:


#4

Why was the bakers hands brown?

Because he kneaded a poo.


#5

i dont get those…


#6

wait i just got joes…


#7

whats purple but sounds like tape

a grape


#8

Jon: No age jokes this year.

Garfield: (smiles)

Jon: I SAID, NO AGE JOKES THIS YEAR!


#9

You are just like communism
No class at all

Communism jokes are not funny unless everyone gets them


#10

What’s dented and old?

Trophy435


#11

ow that hurts my self-esteem

-2 hp :frowning:


#12

Who’s name starts with an S and is a Furry?

@SeanChoi1870

I know you aren’t a Furry, I’m just joking!


#13

Who’s name starts with B and goes out wearing a bat costume?

Bruce0206 from Earth 1234567890


#14

Who is the name of a school near me that I don’t go to?

@Trafalgar

There is actually a school called Trafalgar near me lol.


#15

Whats brown and sticky?

A stick


#16

What do you call a bear with no ear?

A”B”


#17

oh hey, you Are on the Forum…Thought you were…


#18

What do you call a spider that works as a spy AND at Porche?

A Spyder


#19

What do you call a deer with no eyes.

No eye deer.


#20

How many potatoes do you need to kill an Irish man? Zero.