Hi I am Jazz! Although you have not explicitly asked for a mentor, it has been deemed from watching you play and fail over the course of at least 30 eras that you are in desperate need of a mentor. I am willing to offer my services to you for a mere 1k reds, what a bargain!
Now you wouldn't just pick me without reason, so here are my reasons.
- I LOVE HITLER. I MEAN LOOK AT THE WONDERFUL THINGS HE DID!!!!!
- I can almost completely comprehend you, a trait that few have.
- I beat you on M1 last era, so you would have a bonafide champion helping you.
Hit me up!