The man and the girl had a loving relationship and wanted to ■■■■.
The girl dumped him for having a small cock,regardless of who he was.
That’s when he realized the world was wrong,so he cut it off.He was sad and in pain.
Then he became sick of everything and sacrificed his small dong to Satan.
Satan was pleased and gave him a big and muscular dong.
Then,after noticing the sudden improvement,the game came back to him begging for some dong.
He stood in front of her,puzzled as to why she’s returned.Of course,seeing her like that,he grew angry.
And then Satan arrived.
The girl was startled,but the man knew that he and his true buddy would be doing something great.
And so they have unleashed all the violence of the Earth upon that damned female ■■■■■’s soul.
And that was the way.
Morale of the story: